Welcome to the Jay and Maz Show Archives. New ones are at the top. Old ones are at the bottom. Year One of Crossfire is still being scanned.


On-Line:

11: The World Cat Roller Derby
10: King Tut-Tut
9: The MySpace Profile of Mr. Sexturtle
8: Happy Time
7: Off to see the Wizard
6: Melbourne's new Tourism Campaign
5: Ring Ring
4: Jay Can Cook
3: Hadouken
2: Hire a Professional
1: Spider Powers


Crossfire Year Three:

Published Monthly during Semester.
Issue 8: Extra Credit: Page 1, Page 2
Issue 7: !dratsaB
Issue 6: Filler: Because it hates you...
Issue 5: Cake!
Issue 4: 3 (of 1,247) Rules of Picking Up in Bars
Issue 3: Say No to Communal Showers
Issue 2: The Science of Uni Special
Issue 1: Filler: Centrelink: The Board Game
Note: Centrelink is Australia's form of welfare management.
Most students, unless their rich Daddy pays the way for 'em,
will end up on a Centrelink payment while studying.


Crossfire Year Two:

To be scanned ASAP.
Issue 6: Filler: Horoscopes
Note: The image originally appeared with some made-up
horoscopes I wrote as filler. I'm not posting them. They were
pretty dumb...

Issue 5: Filler: Study gets you anywhere...
Issue 4: You can't play guitar
Issue 3: The 'Nam
Issue 2: Just Another F****n' First Year
Note: DUSA was the Deakin University Student Association,
responsible for some O(rientation) Week activities and the
Crossfire magazine Jay and Maz were appearing in.
Issue 1: Filler: Way too much information, man...


Crossfire Year One:

To be scanned ASAP. Please note: Jay and Maz started in issue 3 of the 2003 run.
Issue 15: Narcolepsy
Issue 14: Obligatory Fight Scene!
Issue 13: In the Flesh?
Issue 12: Alcoholic Fallout
Issue 11: Too Much Information Man
Issue 10: The 30 Second Rule
Issue 9: No Jay and Maz. I don't know where I was.
Issue 8: Filler: Exam Stress
Issue 7: The Internet: The Land that Grammar Forgot
Issue 6: Wednesday Nights
Issue 5: Yes, that is Fidel...
Issue 4: Bloody Vegetarian
Issue 3: F.E.G.S.